They've got hiding in the mattress. You might not see them until it's you're covered in bites. These bloodthirsty fiends {are{ tough to get rid of|will keep coming back.
- Stay calm!
- Call an exterminator.
- {Bed bugs canwill run from you if you scream loud enough.
These Fucking Bed Bugs Are Killing Me
These Fucking these little bastards are killing me. I've tried everything! We've scrubbed this place like crazy, bought everybug spray under the sun, andnothing more info works.
- I itch like crazy with these bites.
- Itchy welts.
- I can'trelax anymore.
I'm at my wit's end. Help me!
Shit's Busted, I Have Bed Bugs
Dude, my world just hit rock bottom. You know that creeping, crawling terror you get when you think about bed bugs? Yeah, well, guess who's dealing with it? This terrible and I don't know where to begin. My apartment is crawling with these little freaks and they're making my life miserable. I've tried everything - diatomaceous earth, bug spray, sleeping in the bathtub - but nothing seems to work. I feel like I'm on the verge of a breakdown. This is worse than taxes. I just want these bugs gone!
Get These Damn Bed Bugs Outta My House
Listen up, folks, I've got a major problem. Those nasty bed bugs have decided my house is their new hotel. I'm talking about stings everywhere, and the thought of them being lurking in my mattress gives me the chills.
We've tried all kinds of stuff, but these creatures are resistant. I'm at my rope's end and I need to get rid of them once and for all.
This is a nightmare, and I need some advice. If you have any tricks on how to eliminate these monsters, please, share them with me!
Christ Almighty It's a Bed Bug Apocalypse
It's getting a nightmare out there, folks. Those itchy little critters are taking over. You can't even go to a hotel anymore. I've {seen bites on people‘s arms, legs, and faces. It's enough to make you want to burn down your house. I {don’t know about you, butI’m starting to feel like we'reliving in an episode of The Walking Dead.
Get the Hell Outta Here: Bed Bugs
Damn bed bugs, they're the worst. They just crawl in outta thin air and ruin your whole damn life. You feel a bite with these little creatures from hell. And don't even get me started on the horrible itching. It's like they take delight in torturing you.
- You spend|You waste|You torture yourself|days, weeks, months|forever trying to get rid of these little pieces of shit.
- Every attempt is futile
- You question your sanity
Seriously, bed bugs are the worst. They're the definition of a nightmare. You just want to throw things and {give up|run away.